Heartfelt Comments of
Gunniboy - Ajit Agarkar Fanatic
Gunniboy
: "Ajit Agarkar must be "Dropped" from the Indian team &
must not be picked back into the squad until the time he starts doing some justice to his
immense batting talent .........
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WE DONT NEED AGARKAR THE BOWLER , WHAT WE NEED IS AGARKAR -
THE WORLD'S BEST ALLROUNDER - BELIEVE ME , HE HAS IT IN HIM TO BE JUST THAT . "
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Scene : India Vs Zimbabwe ,
Second test match at Harare ; India's second innings , A very precarious position and
indeed just the right setting for someone as talented as Agarkar to prove his worth in the
face of stiff opposition & adversity . Just the kind of situations where great men
thrive & excel .
AND WHAT DOES THIS IMBECILE IDIOT DO ? HE CHASES AWILD OUT SWINGING DELIVERY REALLY
WIDE OF THE OFF STUMP ONLY TO EDGE THE BALL TO THE SLIPS .
PLEASE FOR HEAVENS SAKE , I AM AFRAID THAT AGARKAR IS NO GOOD AS A BATSMAN FROM NOW ON
. ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS . AGREED THAT HE HAS LOADS OF BATTING TALENT BUT TALENT ALONE IS OF
ABSOLUTELY NO USE , IT HAS GO TO BE SUPPLEMENTED BY DEDICATION & CONCENTRATION &
APPLICATION & LUCK IF ONE HAS TO SUCCEED .THIS MORON HAS SHOWN NONE OF THE OTHER
QUALITIES .
COME TO THINK OF IT , HE WAS ADVISING BADANI AT THE OTHER END THAT THE BALLS WERE ALL
WIDE OF THE OFF STICK & GOING AWAY AND THAT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY TO TOUCH THEM . SOON
AFTER , THE VERY NEXT BALL THAT HE GOT TO FACE-INFACT THE FIRST BALL OF THE NEXT OVER (THE
SECOND BALL THAT HE WAS FACING ) HE CHASES A WIDE OUT SWINGING DELIVERY . And his luck in
this match or rather in this Harare sports ground is only toooooo evident . So he must
have guessed that all that WAS needed to get him out was one edge or one rash shot .He was
the last person to get any sort of life with his wretched luck .
THIS NINCOMPOOP SEEMS TO HAVE NO BRAINS
WHATSOEVER , NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE . AT LEAST CONSIDERING HIS OWN PERSONAL FORM ,
DON'T YOU THINK HE MUST WAIT & SCORE AT LEAST 10 RUNS BEFORE HE THINKS OF ANY THING
ELSE , BUT OF COURSE ................. THIS MORON CAN’T THINK , I FORGOT
.........SORRY . HE HAS BEEN THE MOST DISAPPOINTING . [ THESE COMMENTS ARE FROM HIS GREATEST SUPPORTER,GANESH(
That's me ) : YOU CAN GUESS HOW MUCH IT PAINS ME TO SAY SUCH THINGS .............. SOB SOB
SNIFF ........SNIFF ............ ]
HE MUST BE "DROPPED " REPEAT "DROPPED" FROM THE
NEXT SERIES OR TWO OR RATHER UNTIL THE TIME
HE STARTS PERFORMING WITH THE BAT (REPEAT WITH THE BAT) YES I MEAN BATTING , IN THE
DOMESTIC MATCHES .
IF HE
CONTINUES TO PLAY FOR INDIA DESPITE THIS INNINGS THEN IT WILL ONLY BE AN INCENTIVE FOR HIM
TO CONTINUE BATTING BADLY AS HE HAS BEEN DOING ALL ALONG . IT WON’T DO ANY GOOD TO
HIM IN PERSON & THE INDIAN TEAM IN GENERAL .
HE SHOULD NOT BE IN THE
TEAM AS A PURE BOWLER ALONE ; NOT THAT HE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO BE IN THE TEAM AS A GENUINE BOWLER,BUT IF HE IS GOING TO BE IN THE TEAM AS A PURE
BOWLER THEN THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF IMMENSE TALENT . SO TILL
SUCH TIME THAT HE STARTS DOING JUSTICE TO HIS IMMENSE BATTING TALENT , DROP HIM WITH
SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO PERFROM BOTH THE BALL AS WELL AS WITH THE BAT TO COMEBACK INTO
THE INDIAN TEAM .TILL THEN GOOD BYE SONNY .
WHAT THE INDIAN TEAM NEEDS IS AGARKAR THE PERFORMING ALLROUNDER
& NOT AGARKAR THE BOWLER OR AGARKAR THE ALLROUNDER ONLY ON PAPER ALONE .
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- You Disappoint me Again & Again .....
" I am very very disappointed with My Hero-Ajit's performances with
the bat especially in test matches . I wouldn't want him in anymore test matches
until he begins scoring runs in tons ...."
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LET HIM PERFROM AS AN
ALLROUNDER IN THE TRUE SENSE , AND THEN STAKE A CLAIM TO THE INDIA CAP . SORRY AJIT AGARKAR WITH THE BAT IS THE BIGGGGGGGGGGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT EVER
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POOR SHOT SELECTIONS TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME IS NOT
THE MARK OF A GOOD BATSMAN .
NO MAN CAN KEEP ON REPEATING MISTAKES . ONLY ANIMALS WITH WITH THEIR LIMITED BRAINS
TEND TO REPEAT THEIR MISTAKES .AND EVEN ANIMALS OVER A PERIOD OF TIME LEARN FROM their
MISTAKES . SO ULTIMATELY THIS STUPID CHAP IS WORSE THAN ANIMALS !!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T CALL
HIM ANYTHING OTHER THAN AJIT AGARKAR . |
FOR HEAVEN'S
SAKE , PLEASE DROP HIM IN HIS OWN BEST INTERESTS . LET HIM PACK HIS BAGS , GO BACK HOME , OPEN HIS BATTING KITS ,
PRACTISE HARD AND THEN STAKE A CLAIM TO RETURN BACK WITH THE SHEER PRESSURE OF THE GRAVITY
OF HIS PERFORMANCES WITH THE BAT AS WELL . AND IF HE CAN'T DO THAT THEN , I'M AFRAID ,
IT'S GOTTA BE GOODBYE AJIT . WE DONT NEED AGARKAR THE BOWLER , WHAT WE NEED IS AGARKAR -
THE WORLD'S BEST ALLROUNDER - BELIEVE ME , HE HAS IT IN HIM TO BE JUST THAT .
AFTERALL , HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FACE DISGRACE AND INSULT ? I AM NOT SO
SURE IF HIS TEAM MATES & HIS PARENTS LAUGH AT HIM & MAKE FUN OF HIM ; BUT ONE
THING FOR SURE IS THAT I AM THE BIGGEST LAUGHING STOCK FOR SUPPORTING AGARKAR ALL ALONG.
NOT THAT I WILL EVER STOP SUPPORTING HIM . HE IS & WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERO . AFTERALL
HE IS JUST 23 YEARS OLD & HAS GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO SORT OUT HIS PROBLEMS
& IRON OUT THE WEAKNESSES & COME BACK STRONGER .
ATLEAST IF HE IS NOT PLAYING THERE CAN BE NO COMPLAINTS AGAINST HIM FOR ME
TO REFUTE . I WON’T HAVE TO FACE HUMILIATION EVERY TIME HE BATS . DONT YOU THINK SO ? |
Agarkar's dismissal in the 2nd innings of the 2nd test against Zimbabwe on 18th
June 2001 at Harare ...
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Ajit Agarkar need not play
test matches for India anymore
until he starts scoring runs with
the bat which he certainly owes
to the team , himself and above
all to me , his ardent supporter.
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